at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
This is such a great semester.
mom… dad… im batman
My dad’s new favorite game is telling my relatives that I joined a sorority and listening to them go “MEGAN?! NO WAY!!” and then proceeding to call me and tell me all about it.
SO EXCITED to be following in the footsteps of so many important women in my life!! DELTA ZETA! 💗🐢💚
Guess who fell down the stairs in heels and fucked up during a preference ceremony?! Hint: ME
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”