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Scruff burn on my face is my struggle of the day

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you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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Alcohol related events involving spymaster in the last week:

1. Come home and find my hidden handle on the kitchen counter… 

2. After asking about said handle Dad puts my handle in my suitcase.

3. Spymaster just offered to buy me alcohol to bring to school.

What is happening

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I am actually really excited to go back to school I just hope my face is no longer swollen by Sunday -__-

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i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via untilfurther-notice)

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ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

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spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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