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No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via treesleave)

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Just pumped gas for the first time ever lol #jerseyproblems

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"Nothing can wear you out like caring about people." S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via thenocturnals)

(Source: modernmethadone, via porcelainash)

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I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

(Source: flygoing, via untilfurther-notice)

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"For those of you who don’t know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all “Eye of the Tiger” and soldiers on."

John Mulaney

I love that man

(via imlillypulitzer-youreverabradley)

(Source: thegreatmadman, via treesleave)

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you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Playing Cards Against Humanity so you do pretty well but not well enough that your family realizes that you’re a sick motherfucker.

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